Wandering into my kitchen i instantly notice something that seems to keep happening to me! there is a tiny war that has started between two groups of tiny soldiers! so annoying! when will you guys give up already?! from my perspective, i begin to grab and flick soldiers to the ground to crush with my heels! i blow some over with my breath and mock them as i do so. after i've made a nice pile of the warring factions, i stomp them into the floor! i have one last surprise! grabbing my dustpan, i sweep them into it so that they know that their next destination is the trash!!! stop... coming... here!!!
